Wicked, Wicked Emails!

I went into work a half hour early because I knew I would have a lot of emails to sift through. Technically I was only out of the office for 7 work days. When I came in and turned on my computer I was floored at how many emails awaited me. Can you guess?? there were 5860 email in my inbox. After the junkmail filter went into high speed action there was still 3680 emails I had to individually filter through. What a nightmare!